my life is fucking stupid

i have a confession. my confession is that i am not a dog. i am a man, and my name is ryan. i am still somewhat drunk from last night and i might throw up.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

anorable:

HUH WHAT RIGHT UHHHHHHHH

This one time, I had a girlfriend who I found out didn’t like Peaches.  And I was like, “Whatever, man, that’s lame.”  Shortly after that conversation, she dumped me and moved halfway around the planet.  I’m not saying they’re connected, but I have to wonder…

(Source: bootysnatchers, via highoncruel)

19 hours ago - 444
ebayes:

Dildo art. FASCINATING

ebayes:

Dildo art. FASCINATING

(Source: ymutate, via fuckyeahdementia)

ameliabutter:

The hardest part about this cold I can’t get rid of for the last week or so is NOT BEING ABLE TO EAT ICE CREAM. I feel you, Michelle. I feel you.

(Source: -tribbianis)

tumblr4men:

 
thoughtsserenelysweetexpress submitted

SUBMIT


OMG BLAINE VAMPIRE DIARIES 

CAN WE WATCH IT TONIGHT

tumblr4men:

OMG BLAINE VAMPIRE DIARIES

CAN WE WATCH IT TONIGHT

this-is-the-place:

Amsterdam
October 2011 

nintendocafe:

Art inspired by the Nintendo classic arcade game Donkey Kong.

nintendocafe:

Art inspired by the Nintendo classic arcade game Donkey Kong.

lomographicsociety:

Photogs Pose With Their Famous Photo

It’s not a question of putting a face to a name but of putting a face to a photo. In ‘Behind Photographs’, a series by commercial and editorial photographer Tim Mantoani, the photogs behind some of our age’s most iconic photographs are the subject, each exposing the individual responsible for images that have, since their publication, been burned into our memory.

ourvaluedcustomers:

While he and his friend discussed the MUPPETS…

I will fight this person.  

ourvaluedcustomers:

While he and his friend discussed the MUPPETS…

I will fight this person.